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Christmas alphabet taleALPHABET ONEChristmas alphabet tale
A is the apartment in which this story is set. B is for busy with all the party things to get. C is for Christmas tree, set it in the front hall D is for decorations, please don't let them fall E is for excited, can't wait 'till it's done F is for food, and festive family fun G is for gala , a Christmas eve bash H is for ho ho ho, Santa arrives with a crash I is for the ice on which Santa had tripped, J is for the jolly mood that from Santa had slipped K is for Kris Kringle and his unkringle-y raving L is for the liquor he drank before he left waving
by ~PurpleStripeyedSpork
parody of Gramma reindeer songMrs. Clause once beat up my Big Sister (To the tune of Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer)parody of Gramma reindeer song
CHORUS Mrs. Clause once beat up my big sister It really happened one Christmas eve Something 'bout my sis, two elves, and Santa Really pissed off Mrs. Clause, I believe.
Sis fell hard for him at Macy's We all prayed "oh god, please no!" But we all knew she'd never listen, 'Specially since like her He's into snow.
Those two stayed until morning, They were going to elope Miss-us Clause found out beforehan
by ~PurpleStripeyedSpork
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